For my first Thanksgiving as host, I bought the biggest turkey they had in the store. I was walking out of Wal-Mart and somebody nearly hit with his car. I walked up to his window and he got out of his car. I started going off on him about how he shouldn't even have a license to drive, so he started going off on me about how I needed to take anger management classes. This really set me off. I violently ripped the turkey out of the bag and chucked the turkey at the mans head as hard as I possibly could. The turkey busted open on the mans head. I went home and told everyone I was really sorry that I had chucked the turkey at a man's head and the turkey busted. They wre very dissapointed, but they didn't go off on me like I did on that man. I didn't go back and buy another turkey. I now know not to throw the turkey at people, and that is why we ate hamburgers for Thanksgiving.
